What do these drinks taste like?

I'm in me 20s, and never had alcohol..So what do these drinks taste like?:





- White wine


- Red wine


- champagne


- beer


- lager


- whisky


- vodka





I will never have alcohol, but I just wanted to have a little idea..





Thanks!



- White wine, it tastes like vinegar to me never really liked it.


- Red wine - Nice, either a robust fruit flavour, or a "woody" deep flavour


- champagne - Never liked this unless its made into bucks fizz, fizzy vinegar


- beer - nice especially if you get a cask. It can be "creamy" and goes down easily


- lager - probably most common, not really a strong taste of anything, try a non alcoholic version and you will see.


- whisky - straight it is fiery and can burn going down, It is nice when mixed with coke or even water to take the "fire" out of it. I preferred bourbons like JD or Jim Beam they have a more palatable taste.


- vodka - Someone said fire water, that is probably correct. Again a mixer will take that away, and it will taste like a "warmed up" version of whatever mixer you choose to use.





You are probably better without alcohol in your life to be honest. So good for you.





Hope this helps




They're difficult to describe, except to compare them to other drinks, which is obviously of no use to you.





Have a smell of the drinks if a friend is drinking. Smell and taste are closely linked so you may get an idea that way.




- White wine-vinegar


- Red wine-headache


- champagne-fairy farts


- beer-blood


- lager-wee


- whisky-fire


- vodka-firey water




all of them are gross but vodka personally




only really one way to find out that is to try them , and not all on the same day .




Sorry to admit i like the taste of them all not in the same time




they all taste like **** tbh :o\